iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
letyoursoul:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

HE IS SO WORTHY

letyoursoul:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

HE IS SO WORTHY

rip

joshpeck:

rest in paprika

bombing:

bathroom hand dryers never really seem to get the job done with air. that’s why mine shoots out actual flames

kobetyrant:

cute boy: I’m hungry

me: HA HA! YOU SO CRAZY! WHERE THAT COME FROM? WOOH *wipes tears* YOU GON GIMME A HEART ATTACK! *slams table* YOU. ARE. TOO. MUCH

Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade