penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

knightoflime:

My absolute favourite scene from Frozen

knightoflime:

My absolute favourite scene from Frozen

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

snailofficial:

tylosis:

My roommate did not respond well to my new choice of pet.

Your roommate is a fool and will be taken during the next harvest

snailofficial:

tylosis:

My roommate did not respond well to my new choice of pet.

Your roommate is a fool and will be taken during the next harvest

Me n my pretentious bf

shortwink:

me: bby ur hand is so cold
bf: that me metaphor

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game