thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"

"I know lmao"

haha sucks to be them
driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge